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Five Wild New Year's Resolutions That Are Hilarious

Monday, 18 December 2023 14:28

While New Year's resolutions often revolve around self-improvement and personal growth, why not inject a bit of humour and whimsy into your goals for the upcoming year? Here are five wild and downright hilarious New Year's resolutions that are sure to bring a smile to your face...

1. Master the Art of Animal Impersonations:

Instead of the usual resolution to hit the gym, why not aspire to perfect your repertoire of animal impersonations? From mimicking a meerkat's alert stance to perfecting the majestic roar of a lion, incorporating a bit of wild kingdom humour into your daily life can be a surprisingly entertaining and light-hearted resolution.

 

2. Become a Professional Couch Potato Olympian:

Embrace the inner couch potato in you and resolve to become a "Professional Couch Potato Olympian." Craft a training regimen that includes mastering the art of channel surfing, perfecting the remote control flip, and achieving the ultimate snack balancing act. Bonus points for creating a makeshift medal ceremony in your living room!

 

3. Start a "Dance Like Nobody's Watching" Flash Mob:

Break free from the monotony of conventional resolutions and declare your intention to organize spontaneous "Dance Like Nobody's Watching" flash mobs. Channel your inner dance enthusiast and recruit friends, family, and unsuspecting strangers to join you in joyous, impromptu dance sessions in unexpected locations. It's a resolution that combines hilarity with a dash of rebellious fun.

 

4. Become an Expert in Parallel Universe Navigation:

Ditch the typical resolutions about travel and exploration and set your sights on becoming an expert in parallel universe navigation. While the science might be a bit fuzzy, the sheer audacity of claiming expertise in traversing alternate realities adds a whimsical touch to your list of aspirations for the year.

 

5. Perfect the Art of Silent Karaoke:

Tired of the usual karaoke nights with loud and proud performances? Opt for a resolution that turns the volume down but cranks the hilarity up. Resolve to perfect the art of silent karaoke – sing your heart out with all the passion and enthusiasm of a rock star, but without uttering a single audible note. It's a sure-fire way to entertain yourself and confuse anyone lucky enough to witness your silent serenades.

 

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